Hey have any of you guys ever tried putting stuff up your butthole?
I've gotten a toothbrush handle up there with some lotion and then I moved up to this lint roller handle. It's pretty cool when you get stuff past the anus it goes way deep with no effort and it feels kind of good actually.

I don't think I'm gay but if you haven't tried sticking stuff up your butt before, try it next time you fap. You have to stick it up more vertically than you might think - if you go in at the wrong angle it doesn't work very well.