What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little uncutfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the circumseals, and I’ve been circumcised in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed circumcisions. I am trained in circumcision and I’m the top circumcisor in the entire US circumcision clinics. You are nothing to me but just another foreskin. I will circumcise you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with having a foreskin? Think again, uncircfag. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of circumcisors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the circumcision, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your foreskin. Your sex life is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can circumcise you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed circumcision, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Circumcision Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable foreskin off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.