Well here in yankeeland we don't have court ordered drug classes, because unlike your little penal colony, we're FREE. Know what that means? We have the Almighty God's given right to FREE TSA strip-searches, FREE Homeland Security, FREE checkpoints, FREE NSA wiretaps and covert surveillance, FREE warrantless searches, and FREE indefinite detentions. We're FREE to watch all the reality TV we want to, for DAYS! We got the power to VOTE...America's the only democratic in the world, that's why we got nukes. Them dirty fuckin hippies all get maced and arrested for peacefully protesting - I bet they don't shut up in your country. I can get ten double cheeseburgers for a QUARTER. BITCH. We don't gotta pay SHIT for God's holy warriors to protect us from those filthy muslim terrorists...we fuckin liberate them sand coons from communism. Look at Iraq, they went from starving muslims to eating mcdonalds and we dont even ask them to pay us. All cause AMERICA wanted to give them freedom. Bet your country didnt want to do that. And the best thing of all, we's the last first world country in the world. What are you, number four? Hail Jesus, George Washington. Star Spangled Banner, Amen.