if ($file($wavedirdudley.wav) != $null) { .sound dudley.wav }
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/say 9,1    |  _`.|  | |  ||  _`. |  |  |  ___|| |  | |       
/say 9,1     || `.\||   ||  || `.\ ||    ||_|   \\__//        
/say 9,1     ||_.'/|\___/|  ||_.'/ ||__  ||___   `||`         
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/say 9,1  || `|||/  \||__| | _  /  || ||  __  ||__||    ||    
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/say 9,1 |___.'  \__/     |__||__||__| `.__.'|__||__|  |__|   
/say 15,1         .-.   4 ,-.                                   
/say 15,1         | |   4 |  `.,-.  00  $mcnc(20,%vn)      
/say 15,1         |_| 4.-.;   '   \                             
/say 15,1       __|`| 4|           \   4  ____                   
/say 15,1     .'_.-.| 4;          14,/\4-'''  _.'11                  
/say 15,1    /|(_,  \ 4 \    14 _.-'_.' 4 _.-'    11I thought you    
/say 15,1    |\ \/'  ;  14\'"'`_.-'4_.-'15\0_     11always did right!  
/say 15,1    `\`(   /4,-'`14`"'`4.-'14.-0 _.' `. 15___                  
/say 15,1      `'  | 4  _,-'`  8 \0 .'  `11o0_/15`   `.                
/say 4,1      (15|  |4-'`   15_    8|0 | 11o9 0 /15_       \               
/say 4,1      .---. 8\  15 / `8; ; 0  '-'`15(   __    \              
/say 4,1      |   |  8'-15|   8 \ \   14,01 -'15 '-'  `'-._)             
/say 4,1     ;    |    15`._  8 '-'  15,     |                     
/say 4,1     '    |     15/         |`'--'0\  15 .                 
/say 4,1     |    |    15|          |0.__.-'  15 /\_.--.           
/say 4,1     ;    ;    15;          '..__14\15,-'`     15  `.         
/say 4,1     |    |     15\                      `.   |         
/say 4,1     |    -..__ 8.15`-.__..----...._        |  /         
/say 4,1     ._        8/ `-.._4| 8.-. 4|   15 `-.     /-'          
/say 4,1       `-.._   8`.     4| 8'-' 4|8_____  15`'--`             
/say 4,1            `'-._8`'--'4._____;8_    '`\                 
/say 4,1                 '  8\  \    15.4`8'-.._.'                 
/say 4,1                /  8  \  \  15( |    4`-.                 
/say 14,1            mx4.'   15 (`'--.._\ \      4`                
/say 4,1              /    15( `'--.     `  4|                   
/say 15,1                   15 `'--.